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Alternative to throwing my eggs...hmmm...quit your job, asshole!

Okay, my family and I just moved into a new neighborhood (1 mile from our old house) and we love it, however, I have a new Safeway to shop at now. Every time I go to the grocery store I use the self check out lane because it saves me a ton of time, and lets face it, time is precious when you have a seven month old with you. This trip to the store was going to be quite a bit of groceries, so I opted to go through a station with a cashier, but it just so happened to be the guy I went to once before. I was very skeptical at first and went back and forth in front of the aisle's before going to him (by him I mean Ryan, the cashier). My reasoning for this is because he (Ryan), is one of those people you see in their job that must absolutely, positively hate what they're doing. I'm not the judgmental type of person, so I decided to give Ryan one more chance. Maybe he was just having a bad day, or his dog died or something. You just never know, so I don't like to assume. Wron...

Why am I getting emails to meet Senior Singles?

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What the hell

Is that girl wearing! It's 90 degrees outside and she decided to don the tiny tank, skanky shorts, and wait for it....Ugg boots. I'm sure when she was slipping them on, she was probably thinking that by somehow keeping her toes warm, the rest of her baby would be as well. Guess what dipshit, it's 90 outside, so I don't think you need to worry about staying warm. The sun can manage that all by itself.  I clearly don't understand the thought process that some people have (bad dressers) when they're picking out their outfits. Albeit I have had my fare share of disasters, but not on purpose, it's usually when I just need to go somewhere really quick and don't actually have time to think about what I'm putting on. However, that wasn't the case in this situation. Her shirt matched the boots in color, so I think a little bit of thought had to have been put into it. I can't help but feel sorry for her, she probably doesn't have a mirror, and is ...

What exactly is the purpose of population signs

Because I clearly don't understand them. I'm driving Megan, my youngest step-daughter to Drivers Ed today and I noticed the population sign. Can someone actually tell me why the hell they exist in the first place, and who the dumb ass is that actually has that as their job. Not to mention how much a state actually pays to not only buy the sign, but to keep it updated. Then, Megan, made an assumption that it has to be updated yearly, especially since people move in and out of a town so often. Still, who really gives a shit. Not me, and I'm certain it's not exactly the topic at the dinner table. If it is in your household, you must be pretty damn boring. After trying to wrap my head around the concept of these signs, the more I thought about how many there are for each town here in California. You can pretty much enter and exit each town border with multiple streets. Does this mean there is a sign at each entry and exit, because that would be an even bigger waste of mon...

Recap to my summer...

Well, the summer has started wrapping up, which means there is so much to do to get ready for school. Picking out school clothes is always a great way to start of the year, which my youngest step-daughter is extremely pumped for, especially since she gets to go beyond her clothing budget for this event. I remember when my mom would take me school shopping, and we weren't allowed to wear any, and I mean any of the clothes before school started. I happen to agree that it should be that way. Back then, not so much, but now as a parent it actually makes sense. You have to be careful, especially with boys wearing their clothes before school starts because you don't want them to be ruined before they actually get a chance to start wearing them in the halls. With girls I imagine it's much more difficult because of course they want to show off their proud, new purchases to all the other girls. Let's face it, it's the other girls who you're trying to impress anyways. If ...